Sunday, February 26, 2006

Reality Bites

I thought "Survivor" was bad TV. Then "Fear Factor" proved it could get worse. Now I think the lowest TV has ever gotten in the history of electrical entertainment devices is "Skating With the Stars." I've have to admit, no, I have to proudly proclaim, I've never seen an episode of "Skating With the Stars." But I think I can come up with better:

Top Ten Reality Shows That Couldn't Be Worse Than "Skating With the Stars":

10. Making Mashed Potatoes With the Stars
9. Survivor: Homewood, Ala. Wal-Mart
8. Nanny 90210
7. Watching Paint Dry With the Stars
6. Trading Spices
5. American Cars Idle
4. Who Wants To Marry an Ex-DotCom Millionaire
3. The Biggest Remote Control Loser
2. Couch Swap
1. Waiting in Line at the Post Office With the Stars

2 comments:

Wade said...

Three words that will change your opinion: The. Amazing. Race.

It starts tonight at 8, and it's the best.

David said...

Man, I would totally be down with Survivor: Wal-Mart.

I would be way more likely to watch that than any real season of Survivor.