Happiness to our military

In 2002, President Bush laid out our strategy against the "war on terror" in his State of the Union Adress. In it he named three countries, Iran, Iraq and North Korea, to his "Axis of Evil." The president said, "The United States of America will not permit the world's most dangerous regimes to threaten us with the world's most destructive weapons."

Back in February of 2003, North Korea said it had the right to preemptively attack the United States if it felt threatened.

Monday morning, North Korea woke up, had some oatmeal, took a shower, fed the cat and then tested its first nuclear weapon.

''The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to our military and people,'' Korean Central News Agency said.

And don't we all want the North Korean military and people to be happy?

So, Mr. Bush. When you're done cleaning up that little Iraq spill on aisle 4, you wanna just go ahead and work on that nasty nuclear vomit in the North Korean restroom? OK?

Stay tuned. It's about to get really, really interesting.